My Body Is A Cage
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Shrek;
Donkey: Hi, Princess!
Fiona: It talks!
Shrek: Yeah, it’s getting him to shut up that’s the trick!
(via mrspritchard72)
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
people: you have to be more feminine
me: suck my dick
